Saturday, March 25, 2006
Ok the original title of this article was "Tom Cruise is gay" but it was brought to my attention that Tom Cruise is a big sissy and likes to settle stuff in the courts and black mailing so I changed it.
Mission Impossible, Top Gun, War of the Worlds, some of the best action movies in the movie industry. There is only one problem, Tom Cruise was in them. Tom Cruise has to be the softest guy out there, like I noted earlier he doesn't settle stuff like a man he blackmails the most sissiest way possible.
How bout the time when he was doing some interviews on a red carpet War of the World's premiere some comedian reporter had a tricked out microphone so it squirted water in his face. When the guy does it what does Tom Cruise say? *SQUIRTED* "Now why would you do that? Why would you do that?" "That's incredibly rude, i'm sitting here doing an interview and answering your questions, and you go an do something nasty" "You're a Jerk, You're a you're jerk". You're jerk? Haha this isn't the Disney Channel Tom, let loose on the guy if you're not gonna throw a punch atleast drop an fbomb or something.
Just a few weeks ago Tom threatened not to promote Mission: Impossible 3 for Paramount Pictures if Comedy Central aired the Trapped in the closet South Park episode on March 15th 2006 because of the Scientology religion bashing the episode consisted of. In response to this threat Matt Stone and Trey Parker released this statement.
So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.
See what i'm talking about Tom Cruise is alittle sissy boy, the only thing that makes me believe he isn't totally gay is because he got Katie Holmes pregnant...Or did he?
Not to mention he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, he openly criticized actress Brooke Shields for using the drug Paxil, an anti-depressant, which Shields claims helped her recover from postpartum depression after the birth of her daughter in 2003; Brooke Shields subsequently described Cruise's comments as "irresponsible and dangerous". Dangerous? Tom cruise and dangerous in the same sentence? That's like saying Hamburgers suck.
Don't even start with the Oprah Winfrey jumping on the couch incident, that's like an embarrassment to all humanity.
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Like I said Tom Cruise is gay, now i'm prolly gonna get sued.
