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  It's saint patties day, so what?

Friday, March 17, 2006
A land of the green little Leprechauns and the 4 leaf clover. It's america's party holiday. Going to the bar and chugging back a green beer? Nothing can beat that right? Well it can, Saint Patty's day is a joke. It's the Governments favorite holiday why? It's simple logic people ok think about this. The more beer / clothes / food you go out to eat/buy the more money businesses make which means a higher tax to pay. Plus I bet none of you thought of this one, 8/10 of american's will go out tonight and get wasted. And 1/10 will get pulled over for driving under the influence, thus getting more tickets and more money for the city/government. It's a win/win/lose situation. So I'll give you 10 reasons why you should not celebrate Saint Patricks Day.

  1. Green is the least liked color in the world
  2. The Horror movie "The Leprechaun" sucked!
  3. It's not green beer, it's sewage
  4. Leprechauns remind me of midgets from Jerry Springer
  5. The symbol is a leaf! How weak is that
  6. When's the last time you heard of a father ask his kids, "Hey kids you feel like eating irish tonight?" You Don't!
  7. Because Google makes their logo green!
  8. Leprechaun is easily misspelled
  9. They have them gay buckles on their hats

  10. and finally.....
  11. If you celebrate Saint Patrick's day, the terrorist win!




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