Tuesday, March 28, 2006
So The All American Rejects have this lame music video called "Dirty Little Secrets" where they have people holding up signs of their deepest darkest secrets. The music video sucks and the people with the secrets suck.
"I want to go blind so I don't have to see them together"
Hell I wanna go blind look at your eyes you look like the runaway bride.
"I'm a Virgin"
Ya and you'll always be one as long as you use pink f***ing MARKER!
"I haven't spoken to my dad in 10 years and it kills me everyday"
Your dad doesn't wanna talk to you, you're a mistake. When your dad went to 7/11 he was expecting to get a slurpee instead he picked up your mom and got you!
"Everything that I told her was a complete and totall lie!!!"
What did you lie to her about that you weren't in the f***ing kkk! Take off your mask it's used for ugly girls, and ugly girls only!
"When I eat, I feel like a failure"
When you don't eat you still are a failure, how bout you go and learn how to write a f***ing sentence correctly then kill yourself!
"I had gay sex at church camp.......... 3 times"
So what! God hates fags anyway!
"I pee in the sink"
Ok, well I hope your member get's caught in the drain!
"She cheated."
Ya maybe because you're gay
"I make fun of FAT people, but my mom is HUGE"
Ok and I bet they make fun of your eyes behind your back!
"I'm afraid to take the next step"
Well then please walk backwards........... off a f***ing mountain!
"I miss feeling close to god"
God doesn't miss feeling close to you
"3 years ago I tried to kill myself... Now i'm 18+ people say i'm happy. But I still want to die"
You failed at suicide? Wow I hope you get squirted in the eye with toothpaste and get an STD!
"I'm afraid the no one will eve love me... as much as my dog does
Your dog doesn't even like you!
"I'm afraid of naked women"
What are you gay?
"I take more than the suggested does"
Well take more because you are a waste of sperm
"I only love 2 of my children"
Lol I bet the kid you dislike is the one who tried to kill himself, what a loser.
