Thursday, March 30, 2006
Ahhh America, the melting pot of all races. Or how I like to refer to it as, one big ass fish bowl with different color fishes in it :D. America is so unique, so unique that something can only happen in america. We have the most nukes, the biggest nukes, and people who will use the nukes! We got a black man, woman? Who grabs his, her? crotch and refers to themselves as a pop idol. We got a VP who actually capped some beehotches and lived to tell about it. America, my home...
Only in America... Can a poor black boy, become a rich white woman. (for the slow Michael Jackson)
Only in America... Can an American Idol contestant get more votes then the actual president!
Only in America... Can a Vice President shoot someone in the face.
Only in America... Can we have the most Nukes in the world, but don't want anyone else to develope their own
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
