Myspace is an emo playground! emo (n.) Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle. Myspace is backing emo's and it needs to stop, having a mop on your head is not cool. They need to open their eyes and accept the fact they're weird, but even if they did open their eyes their hair would cover their view.
Myspace Bands, lol. Why lol? Because the bands on Myspace are tools they promote self infliction, and they flat out sound horrible. All their screaming is non sense.
The "Myspace Angles". The myspace angles consist of someone who would destroy a camera of their ugliness to take pictures of themselves at angles to coverup the hideousness. The Myspace angles are often used by girls. Some famous myspace angles are
- Head and Shoulders
This is when the person looks into the camera at and angle only exposing their head and shoulders and extending their neck so the rolls under their chin can flatten out. (Often used by heavier myspacers)
- The Down and upper
The camera is placed at a low part of the body and is taken upword showing the surface of the body and a glimpse of the face. (Often used by the uglier myspacers)
- The Motion Blur
It's an ordinary picture but edited in a image editing program. It is loaded with blur to the point all you can see is a silhouette of the person. (Often used by the fat and ugly myspacers)
Myspace is just one big popularity contest, for kids to see who can get the most ammount of friends and then brag about it at school its ridiculus. All the conversations between friends on myspace are meaningless the average comment consist of
- Thanks for the Add
- Wassup
- Happy (_Fill in Holiday_)
Why are people using myspace, especially shows/bands. What happened to yourshow/band.com? Now they're spending money on promoting myspace.com/yourshow/band. It's stupid if you need help with Basic web Designing let me know i'll hook you up with a site for a small fee. Why not learn advanced HTML instead of this kiddy myspace crappy html. And if you are going to get a game or image from a site that gives you them to put on your myspace take off their tags that link back to them, it's not that hard. It makes for a better myspace, instead of one image saying Image Hosted by MyspaceGen.com or Xenra.com
To sum it up Myspace is useless the Site Design sucks Tom's a genius, after all he thought of a scheme that involved kids and their social lifes = Travesty? No try money. Big ups to tom for that one. But personally I will never go on myspace and if you have a myspace and live in it more than you do home you are a tool. And should be hit in the head with a tool. Preferably a socket wrench.
