Maury Show Burning a hole in America!

Saturday, February 25 2006
No it's not WMD's George Bush. It's not the bird flu either. It's the Maury Show, eating away at America's reputation. And every year the theme's are getting more stupider it's plain stupid! No one want's to see america's trash go on the Maury Show to act like a bunch of heathens, screaming " That's my baby's daddy", and "Look at his eye's Maury, that's my babies daddy!"

Let me tell you, the Ghettoness of this show is embarrassing. The ghettoness consists of...

• The babies daddy
(The guy who says he will still take care of the baby even if it isn't his.)
• The Hoochie Mamma
• The crowd
(The crowd always sides with the Hoochie mamma)

All they are doing is paternity test they've ran out of show topics. Now the new shows are like My Cousins friend's boss' husband-in-law might be my babies daddy.

Then there is always that one Hoochie Mamma that sticks out from the rest. The one who is unbeatable she is the one who is back for the 14th TIME!. It's insane 9 times out of 10 all the test were on the same child, lol.

But some of the times the man tested isn't always the father. The result of this leads to.... THE FALL! The fall consists of the Female falling to the floor faster than a sack of hot potatoes. Which is also referred to as the "You are not the Father" fall.

Thanks to the Maury Show America is perceived as Trash, and it's not cool. So don't think it 8-D