Forest Fire of DOOM!
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
The infamous "Forest Fire". Very popular in the western parts of the U.S. due to the dry and brittle land. Some have deemed forest fires the title "Silent But Deadly". Silent? I can see that! Deadly? How!? A forest fire is not deadly. "Well doug they killed many's and many's of people!". Well they deserved what was coming to them. Forest fires spread at the rate of about .0001 MPH, if you get chased down by a forest fire. GOD DOESN'T LIKE YOU!
That's like getting ran down by tortoise.
Conspiracy: Smokey the Bear!
Could Smokey the Bear have some tricks up his sleeves? After all he has been telling us "we can prevent forest fires" poor smokey. No one listened now he's lighting all you up faster than an Asian kid zapping ants with a magnifying glass!
"Watch out imma getcha!"
