Tuesday March 21, 2006
We grew up watching them, they are on your all time favorite shows. The Cosboy Show, Growing Pains, Different Strokes, Full house (just to name a few). Now every childstar blames their misfortune on the ex factor. The ex factor is when you are a child star and you are no logger a child, meaning you are no longer a star, which dubs you the title "ex-Child star". But they should not blame the ex factor, because it goes much deeper than that, literally. Way down into the trecherous molting rock down into the earth's core, that's right my friends Satan's Naughy Playground 5. Oh wait wrong one, I mean Satan's Playground! Child stars are popping up everywhere they are the epitome of all children. I will now give you examples of Satanic Children and how they became how they are today.
Macaulay Culkin - Our beloved richy rich. Or what I like to refer to him as "The Mini Macguyver". He always figured out how to stay safe while he was home alone :-D. What went wrong? Let's see he was arrested for Drug Possession and was supposedly with Michael Jackson, yeeee-heh!
Gary Coleman - Ahhh let's skip him he's still looks like a childstar, lol no offense.
Hillary Duff - Want went wrong? You were lizzy maguire the cool 6th grader next door. Now you are hanging out with a guy who makes wrist slitting music. Not to mention it looks like someone stuffed a vacuum down your throat and sucked everything out of your face, you look like the Crypt Keeper from "Tales from the Crypt".
The Olsen Twins - Awww the cute and loveable michelle tanner, add their body weights together you'll be lucky if you even get 3/4 Nicole Richies weight, now that's saying something.
Danny Bonaduce - This guy makes a show to document how sucky it is to become an ex-child star. This guy is insane, I wouldn't blame him, the Partrige Family never really put out anything good.
I almost feel bad for Child Stars, but the way I see it. They are just Hitler reincarnated into a 4 foot tall launchable eating spongebob watching pain in the butt.
Tuesday March 21, 2006
Macaulay Culkin - Our beloved richy rich. Or what I like to refer to him as "The Mini Macguyver". He always figured out how to stay safe while he was home alone :-D. What went wrong? Let's see he was arrested for Drug Possession and was supposedly with Michael Jackson, yeeee-heh!
Hillary Duff - Want went wrong? You were lizzy maguire the cool 6th grader next door. Now you are hanging out with a guy who makes wrist slitting music. Not to mention it looks like someone stuffed a vacuum down your throat and sucked everything out of your face, you look like the Crypt Keeper from "Tales from the Crypt".