10 Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill YOU!

• Choking
• Stabbing
• Karate
• Impalement
• Shooting
• Telekinesis
• The Grip of Death
• Raining Blows
• Headbutt
• with his bare hands!

Sunday, February 19 2006
It's seems like something out of a 50cent music video. Vice President Dick Cheney is an official Gangsta. Some of you may have heard VP Dick cheney shot his hunting partner Harry Whittington while hunting for quail. Ok how do you accidentally shoot someone when you go quail hunting for god sakes the grass is what 3 feet high with no trees! I mean come on it's not like you're hunting with mini-me.Cheney says the shootings were his fault, well no duh! I'm sure PETA didn't do it. (I bet PETA got a kick out of this incident HAHA!). Did Cheney want to kill the man on purpose? A shortage on CIA hitmen? Still can't put my finger on how you accidentally shoot someone while quail hunting.

Why does Cheney even have a gun in the first place? I mean come on the dude is like 2 big mac's shy from a heart attack. I don't mean to be cruel but he did have a heart attack what 2 weeks ago?

Woa Cheney watch where you point that thing, you might poke an eye out! ;-).

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